Oh, I wish you would have remembered. For the second season, Goldstein, having pursued many of the available You're more-- you're more-- I don't know what you are. He'll start bothering me and my friends, and we'll tell him to leave us alone. He currently practices at Madonna Perinatal Services and is affiliated with Good Samaritan Hospital Medical Center. Both men are in their eighties, and, as Goldstein puts it in No. From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life distributed by Public Radio International. When they ask her to recommend a wine, she swallows and tells them: You know what? This process introduced another level of vulnerability, he OK, first of all-- the new kid. cancer survivor kicked I remember a time. When she finally goes to table two, which has three serious-looking people in their forties. And second of all-- dirty. & This American Life is produced in collaboration with WBEZ Chicago and delivered to stations by PRX The Public Radio Exchange. The resolution is as satisfying, provocative, She praises them on their homework. This American Life is distributed by Public Radio International. And she was very attentive. You should try it. I'm not even going to look at you. 2023 NYP Holdings, Inc. All Rights Reserved, Father of flight attendant urged her not to work before Nepal crash left 70 dead, Nepal to send data recorder from crash to France, Delta flier details panic after 'split second' near-miss at JFK, Co-pilot of doomed Nepal flight lost pilot husband in 2006 plane crash. I'm Ira Glass. Yeah, that you looked dirty. I'd have my car before I knew it. But the biggest revelation of the night came when Troy retrieved the check from that guy who was sitting at the bar. [3][4] The family settled in the suburb of Laval. She thinks she's got the rhythm and the gear. Goldsteins company won multiple awards for its advertisement scores for such heavyweights as Gillette, Volvo and Heineken. There's a pattern. They'd tell her what to say. I had been going to that school since grade three. Therapist, the animated purpose.. The car sputtered as I shifted into park and the sagging tailpipe, which I'd had to bind to the cars undercarriage with electrical tape, coughed a cloud of noxious exhaust. On the other hand, it relegated me to the role of admiring onlooker, and suggested that I was too incompetent and naive to buy my own car, which was entirely true. You want something fuller? But mostly, he wants his CDs back. Our Credits Heavyweight is hosted and produced by Jonathan Goldstein, along with Wendy Dorr, Chris Neary, and Kalila Holt. Editing by Alex Blumberg & Peter Clowney. "Mr. Cooper," said the salesman. They're visiting from out of town, they seem to be falling in love, and they found this very non-touristy, out of the way place through careful research. My eyes tearing, I clenched my fists and I trembled. This is the Bible populated by angry loners, hypochondriacs, and reluctant prophets who fear for their sanity. This episode was produced by supervising producer Stevie Lane, and Mohini Madgavkar. They tipped over 15%. I'll never forget the exhilarated look on his face as he ran back to our locker bank to tell me that, while Jackie Cohen had turned him down, she did say that they could be "hi, bye" friends. I'm just going to serve them and walk away. You see, this was the Jackie Cohen that I never got to talk to anymore. He's in this really good relationship right now, and they just bought this huge beautiful place upstate and they're fixing it up together. Before he hung up, he said, "And don't pester me anymore. Yeah. fact, when things are uncomfortable it sometimes leads to the best I'm mostly the popular one in my class, but I have a lot of other popular friends. It's just really important to me. Or did they like her because she was so mean? ventures into peoples lives and tries to help them resolve things from March 21, 2010 10:59 AM Subscribe If you enjoy Jonathan Goldstein's contributions to This American Life or his If it's done wrong, she says, friendliness not only will not pay, friendliness can cost you. Oh, really? see what Im dealing with here? . What am I going to say to the guy? Sheldon. So it was great being with her. By signing up, you agree to our User Agreement and Privacy Policy & Cookie Statement. Another thing was that Jackie Cohen didn't like bad smells. He was happy, but I mean, he didn't know any better. It's just sort of locked in. attuned, yet startled when I suddenly became overcome with emotion at a "Firstly, I'm an attorney. He's a regular guy that always sits there. I floundered when it came to the treacherous etiquette of negotiating a major sale, a feat which required-- it seemed to me-- a keen mistrust of one's fellow men, coupled with a barely sublimated bloodlust. I feel like I don't know what I'm doing wrong. She was mean, she was popular. Jonathan Goldstein's a contributing editor to our program and host of Wiretap on CBC Radio One, and also available now on some public radio stations in this country. ponytail and took it all in. At the office, solving a mystery: Jorge The total was somewhere in the neighborhood of $2 million, an especially hefty sum in 1978. the CBC for more than a decadeacts as a kind of social instigator and season concluded on Thursday, he considered introducing each episode with My father gave John the once-over, then turned to me. It was true of the couple who Kelly joked around with about their difficult-to-open bottle of wine. That he'd asked me to wait must have made it worse. We were friendly with each other. I knew, objectively speaking, that Jackie Cohen's dictation was more important than my own health. Did you bring it? And then I saw how it really is. A waitress in Chicago named Troy Morris was working a Friday night shift with another waitress, Amy Rigali. Who was I, he must have wondered, to have offered him money? And so I let myself relax into the plush bucket seat, cradled and safe as the Caddy whizzed past slower traffic, huge and unassailable, as regal as a motorized mansion. It looks so hard. shows pleasing theme song, Sun in an Empty My excitement was indistinguishable from panic. She'd bend her head over. And more. What had I done?) It really hurts me. Come in, Orson. Over 20%. Aloofness pays. This next story is an excerpt from a much longer work by Bernard Cooper. The offer still stands. WebP: +1.212.408.2524. the podcast, Goldsteina longtime producer at This American You know? And so when we all got in this fight, they called me up and they put the mean one on the phone. She was looking for a certain quality, and if you didn't have it, you got kicked out. I don't mean "you buy," I mean "you buy." Makes my job a whole lot easier.". and funny as that between Sheldon and Buzz, and the episode won the Did my name ever come up in junior high? centered on Goldstein and his friends and loved ones. Act Four, Keeping It In the Family. There's a certain type of woman, usually either Jackie or related to Jackie that really know how to put me in my place. You know I mean? I'd never catch on. No, you see, you wouldn't have even been that polite. I do like you. Act Two, Does Niceness Pay? Yeah. a subway P.A. [11], In May 2014, Goldstein played an "expert witness" in humorist John Hodgman's comedy/court show podcast Judge John Hodgman. self-deprecating comedic humility balances the gravity of life, of the Should you fail to make payment in full, this matter will result in actions for which I advise you to hire counsel." Jonathan D. Goldstein is a Obstetrician-Gynecologist in Bay Shore, NY. Did people like her despite the fact that she was mean? Half the entrees cost $6 or so. So what, you have this image of me, of being really mean all the time? But there was something liberating about it, too. A cousin of mine is fleet manager of a Cadillac dealership in San Bernardino." F: +1.212.259.2524. So they called up to kick her out. I felt compelled to explain to the salesman how my father had worked hard for everything he owned. Besides, had I known I'd be charged for my boyhood, I might have eaten fewer snacks, been easier on my shoes, more frugal with my allowance. WebIt wasn't hard for Jonathan Goldstein to find the girl who terrorized him in high school. You want me to go on a date with that guy? And Jackie said, no, don't go talk to him. Here she is with one of the tables that she's being nice to, table number four, warning them off a glass of one that she thinks won't go with her meal. I just want some of that good, good blood, even if it's my own blood. People crave it somehow. Goldstein's work has been academically examined as representative of "the positioning of Jews and Canadians as potentially overlooked minorities in the late-twentieth- and early twenty-first-century United States". He nodded and forged ahead, his stride martial, his shoulders squared. The show is a useful reminder to push in our own relationships, You're afraid. It occurred to me that we would be the prize for the fastest walker, the one whose handshake or hail greeting reached us first. Goldstein is a member of the Public Radio Exchange editorial board. The program featured stories told over the phone. WebSpecial thanks to Emily Condon, Stevie Lane, John K Samson, and Jackie Cohen. But it always feels like a mere taste of the greatness that once was. The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Cond Nast. Orson. I don't know. I'm giving you the best price you're going to find in LA county, in the state of California. It was his, all right. smoke cigars, bicker, grouse, and, prodded by Goldstein (Sheldon: He This season, the host branched out. It makes you feel powerful. You know, I-- yeah. Goldstein has worked on radio programs and podcasts such as Heavyweight, This American Life, and WireTap. She's actually a doctor who works with the homeless. Because of this, she says, she has a policy-- and she's only half-joking as she says this-- that she tries to limit the number of times that she smiles at customers or shows her approval to exactly two times. the Thanksgiving weekend, when I listened to the whole first season, and In it, Goldstein, his wife, and their Sundays, I usually get tipped $4 or $5, every table. [7], After graduation, Goldstein supported himself by working in the telemarketing industry for ten years while continuing to write and attend readings. I saw in that look a sorrow for everything she had ever put me through, and for years I held that look close to my heart. The showroom felt bracingly cool after the heat of West Covina. "Hey," he said. His sensibility seems to Other women who are nice or who are too timid, they try to pretend that they know who you are, which is garbage. Im sorry if this is a dumb question, but I absolutely love Heavyweight and Jonathans storytelling. In that act, Bernard Cooper's amazing story about the bill that he got from his own father for, well, the entire cost of his childhood. Play, which made him Even the other waitress working on Wednesday, Natalie, who does not have an aloof bone in her body, was getting 20% and more from every table. We were going to be "hi, bye" friends. (Winning makes him uneasy, Goldstein told me: I do better with Authorities said they then headed to Perugia, Italy, about 9 a.m. Sunday but crashed en route, according to the Mirror. And you know what? Stay with us. Act One, Return to the Scene of the Crime. People tip the same. It's This American Life. Want equals fear. The I was mean to him for the first time. Troy gave me the rundown. said, but youre kind of looking outside. When he was a teen-ager, he The car had probably been sold. "Look like you could use a new set of wheels. This tone makes for a satisfying listening experience, neither too comic-within-a-comic, He was a hoarder, a scrimper, a seeker of bargains who could never take his solvency for granted. I wanted an end to the self-consciousness I felt on the road, an end to the shameful sense that the thunderous rumbling and rank exhaust were coming from my person rather than my car. Fax+1 212-249-9185. And then at the end of the meal, she drops off the check and she smiles a second time, as if to say, you see? The senior By then I had given up on the car, resigned to drive the Fiat until it broke down completely, or until I could afford to make payments on a new car, whichever came first. When I was 28 years old, my father sent me a bill for his paternal services. I don't even have to leave home. Ladies and gentlemen. And, in ", "I've got to hand it to you, Mr. Cooper. You're so crazy. The second waitress, Callie Roach, was 23 with super-short hair. And she's just like, I can't do this anymore. For the first time in their years of waitressing, because of these discussions in the last two weeks, they have both stopped knocking themselves out running around for their most demanding tables. When idling at a stop light beside a purring sports car with rear stabilizers, anodized hubcaps, and a leather interior, I had to force myself to remember that an automobile does not a man make, and that I was a writer who placed a higher value on words than on material possessions, which is to say that I cultivated a hollow sense of superiority around new cars. powerful episode, a man who was seriously injured after being hit by a Although my boyhood toilette was second to none, and although I was facially hairless, for some strange reason I gave off the distinct impression of having a 5 o'clock shadow all over my body. This episode was also produced by Kalila Holt, Peter Bresnan, and Stevie Lane. meant to suggest the emotional burdens that we carry around, as well as There, as here, "Well," Dad announced. It was very nice. So it was pretty exciting. It made no sense. The teacher, finally seeing my condition, send me out to get some water. I know you have sort of a problem being discreet. Act Three, And What's Going On With You? OK, doing a little math here. I think your body looks good. I was not in the same city as her, so I asked my friend Joshua Carpatty if he would be good enough to go to her house and hold a mic to her while we talked on the phone. People hate me. And look. Note: This American Life is produced for the ear and designed to be heard. Please check the corresponding audio before quoting in print. The phone will be ringing when we get back to the house. "I guess you didn't hear me," said my father. Here's Troy. I'll beat them at their own game. It's fun. + Share. In 2001, Goldstein's debut novel, Lenny Bruce Is Dead, was published by Coach House Books. The two of us waited a moment with the tacit understanding that his retreat might have been a strategy to provoke my father into giving chase. Hurts for which there's no restitution? You're so crazy. married to other people, turn out to be fine, and perfectly Plus: each Wednesday, exclusively for subscribers, the best books of the week. Sabine You're right? She wore a neon zebra skirt and calf-high boots to work. In the pursuit of my mean popular girls scholarship, I knew I now had to talk with Maureen. So just so you know, it's a little bit on the sweet side. A mean relative, however, is forever. Since he hadn't kept tabs on the exact amounts he'd doled out over the years, expenditures were rounded off to the nearest dollar and labeled "Food," "Clothing," "Tuition," and "Incidentals." I was in the same school as them, evidently completely unnoticed, for three years. His body looks amazing. My friends will even tell him, don't even look at her. This is what they've learned. The furthest she would go in making any kind of concession was in acknowledging that back then, she, quote, "took care of business." All right? Me she sees like an unwelcome dog turd that somebody's tracked in from outside. Goldstein reconnects with his first girlfriend, whod broken his young His work encompassed a range of contemporary classical styles with orchestral, jazz, electro-acoustic and world influences.. Goldstein died in a light-plane crash in the Alps along with his wife and elaborate. OK, sure, niceness might not get you the most friends in high school. Someone will always wind up on top. I think you really do. Look at them looking at us. "I'm going to make this painless," said the salesman. In one out of her sorority? It was a look of profound pity. You were the new kid, and I wanted to go over to talk to you. Since, of course, these damages were psychological in nature, it was both difficult and whimsical to assign them a monetary value. No, that's OK. You're so flaky. rewarding, without the dimension of the past taking your generosity and Oedipal complex-- $7,000. Three. Jonathan was born in Boston on March 24, 1947. He has written for numerous sit I'm going to scratch my commission on this. And in this respect he was like thousands of people who'd grown up poor and endured the Depression, Jewish or not. Because if you're nice and enjoying yourself, they don't need to make you feel any better. Dr. Robert & Barbara Strashun. I wanted a beautiful new Toyota more desperately with every step. ", "As I said, Mr. Cooper, I don't mind giving up my commission, but I can't lose money on the deal. Before we took a step, the salesman curtly thanked my father and walked away. She's a really good person. He is co-founder and CEO of the multinational investment firm Cain International, and a director and co-owner of Chelsea F.C. The salesman's refusal to call must have undermined his notion of how the world worked, how bargains were struck by men like himself, men possessed of wile and nerve. The way it taunts as it entices? He doesn't want to answer because I'm here. patients, and H. Jon Benjamin played his doofus son. "I made great tips. So if someone's smell was not to her taste, she would leave a note on their desk. I distinctly recall facing my father, his gardening clothes stained with grass and darkened by perspiration, and shaping my tone so that I sounded neither pitiful-- "I'm too poor"-- or petulant-- "I'll never be able to buy a new car. All rights reserved. Outside the windows of the deli-caf, the sun had set. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Thanks for contacting us. Jonathan Goldstein (born August 22, 1969) is an American-Canadian author, humorist and radio producer. But You talk to someone and you just feel whether or not you can play with them or not. I just ran into Carl. I couldn't help but dream up a doozy of a counterclaim, its itemizations even more preposterous than my father's. And they didn't even realize how mean it was. That time came over Is it mean of the ravenous lion to devour the frightened zebra? There was this kid. So I decided to confront these slanderous accusations at their source. I think you do. I wasn't the kind of kid who vomited much, and the experience felt very personal, sort of like crying in your underwear. Did you change your hair, he said. It's weird, they just like my voice. And I came in, because we switch shifts-- like, she's getting off and I'm coming on. We just had a really good time talking. As far as I was concerned, getting gypped out of a few bucks was simply a built-in fee for avoiding confrontations with strangers. What was Jackie Cohen's allure? Good luck. My domestic role is confined to stuff like drinking Jim Beam and keeping her up past her bedtime with my impression of Robert De Niro and Edith Bunker doing the lobster scene from Annie Hall. appear in Season 1 of Heavyweight. It felt like my particular skill friend, Jackie Cohen, who banters briefly, laughs at him, and hangs up. They already think you're having a good time. We've arrived at Act Three of our show. told me. Why was a cancer survivor kicked He has also self-produced a number of small publications, most notably carwash the size of a peach. ", He shook my hand without taking his eyes off my father. Pre-order the record and listen to the first single "Moonstruck" everywhere today. You inquire about her a lot. For other people with this name, see, "Goldstein taps into neuroses for radio show", "Jonathan Goldstein, The Art of Podcasting No. "Dad," I said. Like most of the staff, she's young-looking. with natural comic timing. I'd watched my father often enough to know that such transactions excited him into what can only be described as a rapture of antagonism. WebIs Jonathan Goldstein playing a character in Heavyweight? But that's really disturbing. Each day, I called my father on various transparent pretexts and attempted to find out whether he'd heard anything from the salesman. Perhaps in the intervening month, my father had become more offended by my offer to supplement the cost of the car, thinking I'd implied he couldn't afford it, couldn't pull off the deal on his own. WebDr. I'm trying so hard to do everything perfect. I asked Jackie Cohen if she remembered calling me dirty and new to Marie-Claude. She recommends specials. You know what I mean? One of the rear windows no longer rolled up, the pane trapped within the door. Hanging above him was a dusty Many of Goldstein's pieces have been featured on This American Life where he is a contributing editor. I say what I feel. Because when you were with her, you felt really alive. meddling too much, upsetting her, but, in the end, he seems to have And she said, in high school anyway, it's kind of like the laws of nature. The sun beat down from a cloudless sky, asphalt softening beneath our feet. Heavyweight is hosted and produced by Jonathan Goldstein. From 2000 to 2002 he was also a producer of the show. We would wire two waitresses with hidden microphones and then have them be super nice to half their tables and then cool, aloof, to the other half. At the fountain, just as I was about to drink, my knees buckled and I began to throw up. season, he didnt know if hed be up for bringing strangers that kind of I'll call you when the car is ready.". to have her hang up on me week after week. It means that when that guy went home later that night and hanged himself, that's the sound the rope made. In 2007, he was nominated for an Ivor Novello Award for his score to Primo, a drama starring Anthony Sher and broadcast by HBO and the BBC. I'm just not drinking anymore. They were, a lot of them, over 20%. She made no bones about it, and to her, there was nothing to regret. Super helpful. Highlights glittered in the flawless paint jobs of the display models. And it totally-- I can't believe it. When I became friends with then, it was in seventh grade and there was none of that. No, Jackie Cohen did not think she was mean in school. No, I'm not drinking anymore. When I listened to the tape, it sounded sincere. He didn't mind yelling threats and pounding desks and generally hurling himself bodily into the arena of commerce. And I don't like that. The name Heavyweight, Goldstein told me, is I look at her as though I've only just then realized who it is I am sitting there talking with. It would later be diagnosed as a whooping cough that would leave me in bed for a week with a fever of 103, but at that moment, it was nothing more, nothing less, than a nuisance to Jackie. Stocky and balding, in a state of continual agitation, my father was also capable of a tenderness that seem to light him from within and that stirred me like daybreak stirs a bird. And you're going to come over to my house, which is the biggest house I've ever seen in my entire [BEEP] life, and you're going to say-- you see this, garbage? She was looking directly at me when she said that. As the days wore on, my longing for the car grew dimmer, while my father's, no doubt, deepened-- my plan should have worked, that car should be ours-- thrusting him back to the deprivation he knew as a boy. So when she says that there are some people who crave to be abused, you would be one of those people. Frankly, I need the sales points more than I need the money, and if we can lock up this deal pronto, it'll be worth my while, and of course worth yours.". And we trudged across the lot toward his Caddy. The whole point of the job is to help somebody else. system that would talk to him like the voice of God. Galit, in which As I pulled into the driveway, he was busy watering birds of paradise in his front yard, sturdy orange flowers that he'd cultivated, to his constant astonishment, from a bed of drab gravel. Buzz, and Buzzs brother, When he talks, you listen in state of You know what "hi, bye" friends really means? Narcissistic wound-- $75,000. "It's not about the $200," shouted my father. Well, some people like to be abused. humiliating yourself, but for the first time youre doing that with a That was true of the regulars who she was aloof to. Very good hair. The Special Ed teacher in the room next to the bathroom came out and walked me back to my class. to create his Gimlet podcast, shouting out Brooklyn tenement windows. Theyve barely spoken in To that guy who asked her out. 20 years have passed since I opened that bill, and for most of those years, I've taken it for granted that at some point during our afternoon in West Covina, my father had given the dealer his telephone. We all have our own little identity. There's always going to be those girls. Don't talk to him. You know what I mean? I can't believe it. She chats. Honestly, I would have laughed and walked away. Being aloof is a little more effort for her. He wants to ask you a question. Whenever I tried to make a connection, the machinery of cause and effect began to break down. [ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS] And an announcement now-- we have completely remade our website, top to bottom. "Jackie Cohen," I will say, shaking my head in disbelief. through honeydew-juice-soaked letters.) As I listened, I kept thinking Jackie Cohen would call it being honest. joke. She really mean, and she has a lot of friends. Today's program, the allure of the mean friend. That's never happened. The truth is that Jackie Cohen is no longer a popular mean girl at all. I just call it in. Several of these people WebTwenty years later, John sets off to find Nick and revisit the day that changed the course of both their lives.CreditsHeavyweight is hosted and produced by Jonathan Goldstein.This He looks dirty. What is he, a broad?), talk about ancient When I bring all this up with Jackie, I realize that only the zebra would do a story like this. reassuring about knowing where its going., I had long heard good things about Heavyweight but had not listened to Sometimes when I'm talking with my friend Jackie Cohen, I will suddenly stop and just look at her. One of them is like-- she's the mean one. the Gimlet offices, in Gowanus, Brooklyn. (Of his collegiate self on a trip to Nice is her usual style as a waitress. discomfort. [17], Goldstein has resided in Montreal, Chicago,[18][19] and New York City,[4] and he now lives in Minneapolis. Coming up, if you seem so nice, why do I feel so bad? And then you get the hell out, while I pick up my children whom I got from having sex with my dentist husband in my big [BEEP] house. (Its hilarious, and includes his mother singing It took me a second to realize he met the dealer's story, not the car itself. . I wanted to play with her and then she had no friends, so she said yeah. [8] He talked about this time on the This American Life program 'Plan B'. I'm never going with you. and I spend the afternoon snacking on honeydew slices and sifting "Well, Mr--? At this point I started to get worried for Joshua. Larry Zippin. Well, I just feel like you need a little more confidence in yourself, you know? meddling therapist. around New England. And you were always trying to do your best to stay on the inside. I knew that. But it's really hard to get into. Have fun. And so hours pass. And the only way to impress upon you, the party of the second part, the necessity of compensating him for the fiscal burdens he bore in your behalf is to make his sacrifices evident in the form of the following, recorded herein as a legal and binding document. Josh, the young man who's holding the microphone for you right now. Wiretap, his old CBC comedy show, combined monologues and Let me explain to you the power that was Jackie Cohen's. But thank you, Jonathan. It's not that aloofness pays, it's that niceness doesn't pay. Oh, you don't like that one. Jonathan Goldstein (XII) Jonathan Goldstein was born in 1969 in New York City, New York, USA. He is a producer and writer, known for Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Horrible Bosses (2011) and Game Night (2018). He has been married to Adena Halpern since August 26, 2007. That's my theory, is if they already think you're having a good time, why are they going to tip you for having fun? Oh my God, do you have my scarf? That was the thing that made me feel like its And. I've got to tell you, it was a little intimidating. OK, so I didn't want you to hear this from someone else, but I just made $2 million. Is it different? painful topic she wants to avoid. All of those red wines will go good with what you're getting, quite honestly. better. Obviously it works. It wasn't hard for Jonathan Goldstein to find the girl who terrorized him in high school. It's normal. "Jackie Cohen." said. I remember being impressed by the amount. You can just tell that people are going to tip you at 18% because they got their food when they wanted it. What an expensive life I'd lived. In the center of the room, a sleek new convertible turned around and around on an enormous platform, as if swooning to the muzak. The letters rich with loops and convolutions. In two minutes, Troy has their whole story. So what's going on with you? The feathers would all fall beautifully in place. So what's up with you? 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