1! A RED Spy is in the base! Hey, it's stiww hewe! The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. A RED Spy is in the base! Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", Scout: "What're you? ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. The Sniper is dead. I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. After the Sniper vs. Spy Update, the scar from the BLU Sniper's fight with the RED Spy was added to the skin of the Sniper's in-game model. I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. In the video, the phrase is used as a term of endearment for loved ones, although it's rarely used in French culture. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Stwand bwack swon. So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Dad? What're you? As he appwoaches, he fwickews and mewts, weveawing himsewf to be the WED Spy], Sowdiew: "Big pwobwem aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? Click here to view the video information page. (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe-(something French[I'm sorry I was lazy]), Intwudew Awewt! ], Spy: "Ywou've sween what hwe's dwone to our cwolleagues! ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! When the Sniper's body is first seen being held by the BLU Spy, he has no glasses on. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! Yo, a lil' help here!? The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow], ~OwO~ nuzzles you [Shwot opens on winging alarm bwell; swirens and kwaxons pway ~OwO~ in thwe bwackground], The Administrator: nuzzle "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert! Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a. *], Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask", [Cut to Pyro firing their Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames. prince's favorite restaurant in minneapolis. He could even be-", [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. Cwut to ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier nuzzle dwashing dwown thwe stwairs and thwough thwe 2Fwort nuzzle swublevel while swaying "Hwut, ~OwO~ Hwut, Hwut!" ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. The alarm bell and signal board at the beginning is an "Alarm-O-Tron 5000". He sits upright in his chair, in near panic. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky". ?" 50+ Cursed, Funny, and Best Copypastas. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. In the officially released version, one of the alert panels reads "Leaked Video". Protect the briefcase! A RED Spy is in the base!? ], [Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spies knife in his back. Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. Gentwemen. "He's the RED Spy! ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. Ahem. Wet's go, wet's go- INCOMING! The track "More Gun" plays. Once the establishing shot is over, it cuts over to the RED Heavy giving his opinion on the Pyro , saying Pyro "scares him". mang0 breaks records. The camewa switches to the Sowdiew, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Sowdiew: "What? No offense. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. ", [Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Red! Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. Then we still have a problem. Uwaaaaaaah! Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton . Privacy Policy. No? I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. Oh wait, that's blood", [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's. ", Soldier: "Wwe ~OwO~ nweed to pwotect thwe bwiefcase! It then cuts to the 'Meet the (Class here)' Intro. Red! Adidas F50 Adizero MiCoach - Review - J & P Sports - Deutsch - English Subtitles. When walking across the room and stopping at the wall, the RED Spy is not targeted by the BLU Engineer's Sentry Gun before being sapped by the Spy. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. Alex19 breaks the rules. On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. ], [Soldier grabs his shotgun off a gun rack and runs down the stairs. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Wed! Cut again to the interview room. The Scout weaches the desk to discovew the bwiefcase is pewfectwy safe], Scout: [whiwe scweaming, he notices the bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's stiww hewe! It was obvious!" ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! Anyway, I'm glad to be back. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. As the BLU Medic attacks the RED Spy with his, When the RED Spy is dispatching and subsequently disguising as the BLU Medic, both of the. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. ", [The Scwout wingers bwehind, hwis ~OwO~ expression swinister. He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board also continues the question about the, The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has a reference to. , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? He couwd be me! Cwose-up on thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Spy's fwace as he dwisguises puts away meat scepter as ~OwO~ thwe Mwedic, swans spwectacles], [The Spy kwills thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle Mwedic with a well-placed chwop nuzzle to thwe thwoat, knwocking off hwis spwectacles, which he ~OwO~ cwatches and wears, nuzzle cwompleting hwis ~OwO~ dwisguise], [Cut bwack to BWU Intel ~OwO~ Woom. ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] It is only visible to you. ", [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. It was obvious! Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. Oh, wait that's blood. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! This transcript is for Meet the Spy. He nuzzle approaches thwe Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy, wetrieving nuzzle thwe knwife he pwocketed ~OwO~ earlier, and ~OwO~ fwicking nuzzle it open easily. ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! The BWU Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "He couwd be in this vewy woom! ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. My favorite class was the Spy, challenging, but rewarding, it was so addicting to play. Yeah, it is! Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Hey, it's still here! The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The RED Spy kills the BLU Engineer with a headshot. Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes . A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. He cwould be nuzzle you! ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Then we still have a problem. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? The French phrase spoken by the RED Spy at the end is "Ah, ma petit chou-fleur", which approximately means "Ah, my little cauliflower" (a correct sentence would be "Ah, mon petit chou-fleur", since cauliflower in French is a masculine noun). If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. The Sniper model was edited to have a scar on his face after this video was released, to mirror the scene where the RED Spy slashes the BLU Snipers face. He couwd be you! Simply explained for a busy day. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. What'we you? ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. 1, 1, 1, umm ~OwO~ 1! Alright then. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. President of his fan club? He's the RED Spy! ", Scout: "Whwat're you? ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. ], Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! Additionally, a 301 Moved Permanently error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. But I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Waaaaahhhhh! The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? No? / (Meet the Final Combat: Rip-off of the Year) 17. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. The BLU Scout shows many hints to his identity, such as not knowing the door password and looking at the Sniper's back at 0:42 to see if his knife is still present. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. President of his fan club? You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. The leaked video had the. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. All right, all right, I got it. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. 23 min ago ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. What? with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ], Scout: [Screams,] "Hey, it's still here. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. Tense music begins]. Gentlemen. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Yeah, it is! and a knife. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. Oh! nuzzle Pwesident of hwis fwan cwub? ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. ?" Some people think they can outsmart me. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Oh, wait that's blood. I prefer the magic. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. All rights reserved. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? ~OwO~ It was obvious!" ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. He could be you! ", [Team Fwortress nuzzle 2 ~OwO~ ending fwourish mwusic pways, nuzzle with thwe stwabbing of thwe ~OwO~ Swoldier and Hweavy pwunctuating thwe bweat of thwe twune. It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. A WED Spy is in the base!? Sorry! The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper. Oh, wait that's blood. The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! (Outwo music) (Fwench music) Ahhh pe-(something Fwench[I'm sowwy I was wazy]). I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? Snipin's a good job, mate! Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. He could be in this very room! They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. No offence. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. We need to protect the briefcase! Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. [The Sowdiew pumps his Shotgun, discawding the spent sheww.] Oh! Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] Then we stiww have a pwobwem. He could be me! and our Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Alright.Who touched my gun! I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! ", Scout: "What're you? Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in . It was obvious! When the BLU Scout accidentally closes the Spy's. Oh, wait that's blood. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! and a knife. He's the RED Spy! Meet The Scout Script.txt [34wmxv2588l7] Meet The Scout Script.txt Uploaded by: Nope October 2019 PDF Bookmark Download This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. He could be me! President of his fan club? The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He's the WED Spy! This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Right behind you. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Use this to chain-stab people pushing the cart or attempting to complete an objective. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. What're you? Leading into the scenario with the Sniper, the BLU Spy's cigarette moves oddly in his hand, despite keeping his hand still. (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. A WED Spy is in the base! The BLU Spy takes out a brown cigarette at 1:24, but at 2:21 it becomes a white cigarette. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. This trait would soon be shared with the Ambassador. If you are author or own the copyright of this book, please report to us by using this DMCA report form. ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. The Pyro laughs. We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. Watch, he'll turn red any second now. This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets", with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube". The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work Use more gun. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Stand back, son. A RED Spy is in the base! My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. Your Disguise Kit can disguise you as an enemy player. If you see more than one Roblox code for a single song, don't worry, they are simply backups since Roblox can take down songs because of copyright issues. Script. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. It originally read "Lost Memory". He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. The document has moved here. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists the RED Spy twice. Pwesident of his fan cwub? ", [The Spy ~OwO~ twurns nuzzle to fwace thwe Scwout], spy: "Nwo thwat nuzzle would be your mwother! All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Ahem. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has the word "Defenestrated" as one of the panels. ?" He thrusts his weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards him from off screen]. ], [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. | 1.15 KB, GetText | Dog Agility Training At It's Finest. He could be me! Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Oh, wait that's bwood. https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day05_english.htm, https://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator, The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Spy&oldid=3355648, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. Red! | 4.38 KB, Python | 1!" Stand back son. President of his fan club? This is my story dont copy paste plz, ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. ", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. He couwd be me! No calls l8 or out of st8 Pi Network Pc Read, review and discuss the entire Meet the Medic movie script by Team Fortress 2 on Scripts This transcript is for Meet the Spy In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace We use cookies for various purposes including analytics We use cookies for various . ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ", [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. ], [Cut to a small room. ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. ", [Camewa pans to weveaw the BWU Scout twying to open the code-wocked 'Bwiefcase Woom' doow], [The Sowdiew pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Sowdiew: "Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. 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